How I see men
Guy standing: Totally gay
Guy walking: That walk is so gay
Guy texting: Texting your gay lover I bet
Guy working out: Getting ripped for other gay men for sure
Two guys eating: They're totally gay for each other
Guy with his girlfriend: Its a ploy he's gay
Guy married with children: He's living a lie he's gay
Every guy I see: God you're gay and you dont even know it
The one guy I have a crush on: But what if he's straight
Adventure Time Post Time
You made me episode was perfect, it had action, romance, suspense and a happy ending. And I really hope Pen someday will make an episode focused on Peppermint Butler and show us what he really is, because he is PURE evil, I think he is even more evil than the the Lich. and lately I’ve been wondering a lot about Finn feelings… I now he is dating FP, but I’m still not sure if he...
watershipsdown: f is for friends who you dont have u is for your gay n is for your still gay
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
Adventure Time Post Time
I found very interesting Adventure Time last episode, Lady & Pebbles, because it was very, very, awesome to see PB kick some Ass, I would’ve never imagine her wrestling Ricardio, IDK PB in my mind is always been so classy, that seeing this new side of her was pretty cool. Second the fact that Ricardio came back was a super sweet touch, I have mention before that I love how this shows...
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?: If coming out of her vagina count as sex, Yes! I have sex with my mom.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?: Nop.
3. Have you taken someones virginity?: Nop.
4. Is trust a big issue for you?: YES. Trust no one.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?: I do not fancy anyone at the moment.
6. What are you excited for?: Getting my C.O.N.T.R.O.L.
7. What happened tonight?: Tonight havent arrived.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?: No, I love drunk gurls.
9. Is confidence cute?: No.
10. What is the last beverage you had?: I'm drinking water right now.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?: No one.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?: No.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?: Sleep and have fun with my cat.
14. What are you going to spend money on next?: Hopefully a plane ticket.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?: No.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?: Yes, I'll change in two weeks when I get my C.O.N.T.R.O.L.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?: My Prince.
18. The last time you felt broken?: Probably six months ago.
19. Have you had sex today?: No, not even with my hand. SAD.
20. Are you starting to realize anything?: No, I have already realized how fucking awesome I am.
21. Are you in a good mood?: Yup ^-^
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?: Yes, but my credit card didn't work the last time I had chance to do it. FUCK YOU CADIVI.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?: Yes.
24. What do you want right this second?: A chair more comfortable that the one I am sitting on.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?: Was he/she hot?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?: YES.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?: YES.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?: My hilarious jokes mocking my brothaaaaar
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?: No.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?: Depending on the mistake.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?: No, I actually love that boy.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?: I don't feelings for anyone right now.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?: YES!
34. Listening to?: the sound of children playing in the street down my building.
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?: Only when necessary.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?: No, but I can guess it though
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?: YES.
38. Who did you last call?: My prince
39. Who was the last person you danced with?: My self
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?: Becuase we were saying goodbye.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?: Few weeks ago.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?: No.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?: ALWAYS.
44. Do you tan in the nude?: No.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?: Yes.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?: No.
47. Who was the last person to call you?: My mum.
48. Do you sing in the shower?: No.
49. Do you dance in the car?: Yes.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?: No, but looking forward to.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?: Two years ago.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?: Not at all.
53. Is Christmas stressful?: I hate xmass.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?: Not idea what that ir.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?: Guava.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?: Paleontologist / Archaeologist I still want to, though, but since I live in a third world country I am screwed.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?: Yes, those motherfuckers fuck with me some other night and scare the shit out of me.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?: Yes.
59. Take a vitamin daily?: No.
60. Wear slippers?: No.
61. Wear a bath robe?: when I was a child I had one.
62. What do you wear to bed?: Boxers.
63. First concert?: waiting for it...
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?: Sears.
65. Nike or Adidas?: Nike.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?: Cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?: Both
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?: The one that sings about Romeo and the place alone and stuff
69. Ever take dance lessons?: No.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?: No, but i'd like to marry an artist.
71. Can you curl your tongue?: Yes.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?: In my third world school, they never organized an spelling bee contest, but I could've won
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?: Yes.
74. What is your favorite book?: A Series of Unfortunate Events Series
75. Do you study better with or without music?: without, music is for poopbrains
76. Regularly burn incense?: Incenses are too mainstream, I bur aromatic Candles instead
77. Ever been in love?: Once and I'm never doing it again.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?: My Goddess Lana del Rey.
79. What was the last concert you saw?: The Monster Ball on HBO
80. Hot tea or cold tea?: Both.
81. Tea or coffee?: Tea.
82. Favorite type of cookie?: Chocolate chips cookie.
83. Can you swim well?: I don't drown.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?: Yes.
85. Are you patient?: Yes but i don't like to be kept waiting.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?: Band.
87. Ever won a contest?: Yes.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?: I made my boobs when I was 15.
89. Which are better black or green olives?: Green.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?: Celibacy until death.
91. Best room for a fireplace?: IDK
92. Do you want to get married?: No.
El compañero de cine.
El sábado que fui a ver Valiente con la familia, me acordé de Amelie y de como a ella le gustaba mirar para atras mientras pasaban la película, pero yo en cambió, decidí mirar antes de que empezara la película y lo que ví me horrorizó, porque a pesar de que la mayoría de las personas estaban acompañadas muy pocos se miraban o hablaban entre ellos y en cambió, todos estaban con la cabeza abajo...
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
lol no one’s gonna send one but you know,it’s worth a try
your fuckin horoscope
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Después de pasar esta extenuante semana, quiero decirles que estoy de vuelta :) Me extrañaron?
Después de pasar esta extenuante semana, quiero decirles que estoy de vuelta :) Me extrañaron? Yo no :)
Adventure Time Post Time
I didn’t realize until now that I just rewatched Apple Thief that Tree Trunks had met Mr. Pig on that episode, and I imagine that since then they started to develop the immense love they feel for each other. Flipping awesome! I love the continuity pen gives to Adventure Time.
If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell. AMEN.
Yo estoy destinado a estar forever alone, soy muy awkward, no se flirtear, no se que decir cuando hablo con la gente que me gusta, me voy a morir solo. ok? Bye